Thursday, August 04, 2005

RE: [puma-news] Fwd: BAN HUNTING IN SUGARLOAF

This discussion has me thinking of an "alternative solution:" we equip all
deer and elk with little lightning-rod hats. That way, fewer hunting permits
could be issued, possibly alleviating some of the anxiety of getting hit by an
errant shot, AND, for those of us who enjoy an occasional meal of wild game,
it would come pre-cooked and delivered.

And while we're at it, let's strap one of those hats on the S-O-B cougar that
mauled my dog last year. BTW, I'm not volunteering for THAT job.

Facetiously yours,
-Brian

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