Warning - True confessions:
I was just asked a question on a social networking site, "What do you know a lot about?"
My Answer:
I know a lot about... about... a whole lot of things. Seems like I spend way to much time reading. I sometimes feel like all the stuff I know is like a all the parts in a lumber yard. I keep acquiring more "stuff" (facts, really) but don't spend enough time using it to build my success.
I guess my fantasy is that at some point my "lumbar yard" will spontaneously explode because it is sooooo overstuffed. Then, as everything falls back down after being blown sky high, it will spontaneously assemble itself into a castle of success that will put the Disney Kingdom castle to shame.
OK. Maybe I'm just weird to imagine this, but do any other overeducated information hogs out there wish that this could actually come true?